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  1. #1
    الصورة الرمزية AMG
    AMG
    AMG غير متصل مراقب عام
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jun 2006
    المشاركات
    13,173

    Exclamation Sank you 4 flying EGYPTAIR!!


    zis is your captain
    >>Haridi welcoming both seated and
    >> >> standing passengers on board of Egypt Air.

    >> >> We apologize for z four days delay in taking off, it was due to
    >> >>bad
    >> >> weazer and some overtime I had to put in at z bakery baking
    >> >>Kaak.

    >> >> zis is flight 717 to Alexandria Airport. Landing zer is not
    >> >>guaranteed,
    >> >> but we will end up somewhere in Egypt. And, if luck is in our
    >> >>favor, we
    >> >> may even be landing on your village !

    >> >> Egypt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
    >> >>standards
    >> >> are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!

    >> >> It is wiz pleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30%
    >> >>of our
    >> >> passengers have reached zeir
    >>destination.

    >> >> If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we
    >> >>can
    >> >> arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are feeling
    >> >> comfortable!

    >> >> We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not
    >>be
    >> >>shown
    >> >> as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our
    >> >>movie
    >> >> buffs, we will be

    >> >> flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where zeir
    >> >> movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.

    >> >> zere is no smoking allowed in zis airplane. Any smoke you see
    >>in
    >> >>z cabin
    >> >> is only z early warning system on z engines telling us to slow
    >> >>down!
    >> >> In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close
    >>as
    >> >> possible for
    >>z best view. If however, we go a little too close,
    >> >>do let
    >> >> us know.

    >> >> Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right srough z
    >> >>landmark!

    >> >> Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
    >> >>take-off and
    >> >> fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find a
    >> >>seat-belt,
    >> >> kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat . And, for
    >> >>zose of you
    >> >> who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch wiz a
    >> >>stewardess
    >> >> who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

    >> >> sanking you all for choosing Egypt Air to fly for z first and
    last time,

    >> >> I Wish

    >> >> you a nice trip,

    >> >> Regards from ..

    >> >> Captain Haridi

  2. #2
    الصورة الرمزية fALCON
    fALCON غير متصل مشرف عام
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jul 2006
    المشاركات
    3,976

    افتراضي

    lol

    Zis is Fantastic
    Sank you for zis :)

  3. #3
    Bu_7maid غير متصل عضو فائق التميز
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jun 2006
    الدولة
    الامارات-دبي
    المشاركات
    6,000

    افتراضي

    ههههههههههه

    مثل ماقال اخوي Gawian

    zis iz funny

    sank you hehehehe

  4. #4
    الصورة الرمزية سناري
    سناري غير متصل عضو نشيط
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jun 2006
    المشاركات
    161

    افتراضي

    هههههههههههههههههه

    من زمان ما اضحك زي كذا

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة AMG

    >> >> zis is flight 717 to Alexandria Airport. Landing zer is not
    >> >>guaranteed,
    >> >> but we will end up somewhere in Egypt. And, if luck is in our
    >> >>favor, we
    >> >> may even be landing on your village !

    >> >> Egypt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
    >> >>standards
    >> >> are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!

    >> >> It is wiz pleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30%
    >> >>of our
    >> >> passengers have reached zeir
    >>destination.
    تحياتي للكابتن هريدي

  5. #5
    الصورة الرمزية Mr-Turbo
    Mr-Turbo غير متصل مراسل تكساس - امريكا
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jun 2006
    الدولة
    Los Angeles -=- California
    المشاركات
    127

    افتراضي

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